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Santa......Time To See If You Fit In Your Suit

Santa has been busy.  He's been reading all his gift requests. Poor man suffers from eye strain. Even with his glasses he needs a magnifying glass.

Mrs. Claus tailored in his suit during the summer to encourage him to loose weight. He's been trying. He might just fit. Or given in and buy a body slimmer, like Spanx.

Their bed might be a tight squeeze, but they like to snuggle. They're a sweet couple. Even if Santa's snoring makes her want to smother him with a pillow.

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